Thursday, January 25, 2018

some jokes are corny, some are even cornea...

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my eyes still haven't
learned how to undress women -
damn these slow pupils!...

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(17 Syllables)

Wednesday, January 24, 2018

"sadly, there's something your Mrs Mrs," she informed me...

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My ex and I had
too much in common - turned out
we both loved women...

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(17 Syllables)

Tuesday, January 23, 2018

Keira's cousin...

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"I'm an animal
in bed - a camel! 'Two Humps
Knightley,' they call me"...

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('Once nightly's enough for me, pal': 17 Syllables)

Monday, January 22, 2018

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Does 'the world's best restaurant', The Black Swan
in North Yorkshire, have an actual cygneture dish?...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, October 16)
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'Opening the door in your dressing gown' used to be a funny joke.
No longer funny, thanks to Harvey Weinstein. Seeing as that's
exactly what he did do, apparently...
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Sunday, January 21, 2018

please God, not another "I'm a very famous chap"ter...

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"celebrity"? tomes -
the list of ghost writers goes
on...anon...anon...

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(17 Syllables)
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"With age comes wisdom," pronounced the Mother Superior,
snootily. (No wonder they tended to call her Nun the Wiser)
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Saturday, January 20, 2018

family ties...

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my sister had no
idea what bondage was - till
someone roped her in...

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(17 Syllables)

Friday, January 19, 2018

the cocktail party...

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I love fishing for
compliments - caught a couple
of tiddlers last night...

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('Cocktail' is the term used for putting 2 or more types of bait on the same hook)



(17 Syllables)
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If 'cocktailing' means using 2 types of bait on the same hook,
is a cocktail party the ideal place to fish for compliments?...
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Bondage is a pastime 'just like golf', apparently (news item). I
had no idea it was, to be honest - until someone roped me in...
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