Saturday, February 17, 2018

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INNhabitant: living above the pub...
INNjury: any pub-related mishap...
INNordinate: "you drank HOW MANY pints, did you say?"...
INNquest: "NOW you're back! What time do you call this?"...
INNsensible: doesn't drink and drive...
INNsincere: "I love you, hic!"...

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(The INNuendo one unprintable, sadly!)



(Vincent Hefter, Wordy Wise, Daily Mail, December 13)

Friday, February 16, 2018

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Regional detectives: should the
Government private eyes them?

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, December 12)

Thursday, February 15, 2018

nothing ventured, nothing gained...

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Me? Straight, gay or bi? -
Tri, mate. Whatever it is,
I'll give it a tri...

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(17 Syllables)

Wednesday, February 14, 2018

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When it comes to cheap supermarket wines,
one thing's for sure: the best sellers aren't
for the best cellars...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, November 8)

Tuesday, February 13, 2018

to hell with the (be)!...

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a woman in a
magnificent dress is a
wonder to (be)hold...

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(17 Syllables)

Monday, February 12, 2018

the proof of the pudding...

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"Yes, the food here's quite
passable. Why, I passed some
only yesterday"...

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('Frank's Cafe': 17 Rather Sillybles)

Sunday, February 11, 2018

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When one door closes, another one opens...
no wonder my old banger failed its MoT.

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, November 28)