Tuesday, July 25, 2017

who'd want to see a mynah inconvenienced?...

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years ago they sent
canaries down the mine - why
on earth not mynahs?...

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(17 Syllables)

Monday, July 24, 2017

when (broken) hearts are trumps...

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divorce: when love and
marriage go together like
a horse and soap dish...

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(17 Syllables)

Sunday, July 23, 2017

it's my wedding - and I'm having a bawl!...

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it's true that some love
affairs end happily - but
most end in marriage...

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(17 Syllables)

Saturday, July 22, 2017

Coitus interruptus...

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I knew someone would
interruptus, but why is
it always Coitus?...

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("Can I come in?" - "er, NO!": 17 Syllables)
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Victoria Beckham is as likely to have 'designed' that special edition
Range Rover (news item) as a milliner is to have designed the bonnet...
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Friday, July 21, 2017

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Are the very fittest contortionists, by definition,
the ones who are most out of shape?...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, July 19)
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Marmite Clarkson: the very definition of middle-age spread...
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Thursday, July 20, 2017

lost childhood...

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I was young once. Well,
twice, to be honest - if you're
counting last Thursday...

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(17 Sillybles)

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

the vegetarian option...

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carnivores can wear
pork pie hats - but vegans should
opt for the beanie...

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(17 Rather Syllables)
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Why on earth is Love Island on ITV2? It seems far better suited to Channel 4nication...
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