Thursday, February 8, 2018

impersonating a human...

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can robots be charged
by the police? - yes, if there's
a socket handy...

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('Desperately searching for a lead': 17 Syllables)

Wednesday, February 7, 2018

human writes...

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calligraphy's great! -
you can't really top a well-
written death sentence...

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('Writing wrongs': 17 Syllables)

Tuesday, February 6, 2018

if he HAD a brain cell, I'd keep him locked up in it!...

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blood's not the only
thing that's thicker than water -
so's my stupid cat!...

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('Soggy', my moggy: 17 Syllables)

Monday, February 5, 2018

a (cash)mere fifty quid...

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a cashmere jumper
that costs just fifty quid? - that's
petty cashmere, right?...

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(17 Syllables)

Sunday, February 4, 2018

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Wordy Wise...
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INNtestate: sorry, I've drunk your inheritance,
INNterval: time taken between pubs during a session,
INNtern: a lock-in,
INNferior: rotten pub,
INNfidelity: I only drink at my local,
INNflame: bar's log fire...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, November 9...the tail-end (I hope) of a list going back yonks!)

Saturday, February 3, 2018

if there's any justice, yes...

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should all magistrates
stuck on the bench play for at
least some of the match?...

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(my dad's a magistrate, but I don't think he's much good -
he always seems to be on the bench)



('It's a football thing': 17 Syllables)

Friday, February 2, 2018

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It's not just yellow cars that keep their value
more than any other colour (MoS). The same
goes for submarines. My originl vinyl has more
than quadrupled in value, though admittedly it's
a double-A side. Cheers, Ringo...

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(Vincent Hefter, Mail on Sunday, October 29)