Monday, March 5, 2018

coffee? - I drink it religiously, me...

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Church of Jesus Christ
of Latte-day saints? "Must be
their coffee morning!"...

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(17 Syllables)

Sunday, March 4, 2018

my son Jack, a soft and malleable lead guitarist...

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yes, lead's a heavy
metal, son - why else do bands
have lead guitarists?...

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(17 Syllables)

Saturday, March 3, 2018

'nuff said...

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if the sign reads "DO
NOT ENTERtainment", you know
it's members only...

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(17 Syllables)

Friday, March 2, 2018

and it's still only 8:30am...

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"Happy?" - "Yes, always,"
she replies, "I'm with Jesus".
I need a coffee...

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('Some people are to be avoided. Religiously': 17 Syllables)

Thursday, March 1, 2018

when in London, do as the Venetians do...

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if we didn't have
Venetian blinds, it would be
curtains for us all...

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(17 Syllables)

Wednesday, February 28, 2018

pasta jokes - they're ten a penne...

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"MEAT FREE Spaghetti
Bolognese!" (Great! So much meat -
and all of it free!)

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(17 Syllables)

Tuesday, February 27, 2018

going down a storm - inside and out...

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rounds of applause on
the concert hall roof - and the
clapping...of thunder...

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('Rain, rain go away, come again another day': 17 Syllables)