Sunday, December 30, 2012

if on the 1st you don't succeed, s*d it...

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I always Knew Years'
Resolutions never worked:
"no more puns?" - yeah, right...

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('New Years' Resolutions': the 17 Annual Syllables)

Friday, December 28, 2012

was it a tear the garden shed?...

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"I've been here all my
life," sighed the snowflake on my
lawn. And then was gone...

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('In the Blink of a Lifetime': 17 Syllables)

Saturday, December 22, 2012

stocking up for Christmas...

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it's Christmas stocking
time! - let's hear it for good old
ho-ho-hosiery!

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Happy Christmas!







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------ English as a Foreign Language -------

Seen on a Gambian menu today: 'Mini Stronic Soup and Stuffed Crap'. Yummy...

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(17 Syllables)

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

talk about not being very bright...

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what? what? what? what?
what? what? what? what?
what? what? what? what?
what? what? what? what?
what? what? what? what?
what? what? what? what?
what? what? what? what?
what? what? what? what?
what? what? what? what?
what? what? what? what?



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40 watts? - yeah, that's pretty dim all right...


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Loved a local sign I saw here yesterday: "Tonight: DJ Smithy with Suprised Guests"

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Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Utope...Utopier...Utopiest...

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There's more to life than
fun and frivolity. There's
cheese. And apricots...

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(17 Syllables)

Monday, December 17, 2012

Happy Noel...

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No, Johnnie, it's not
called 'the HOLLY Land', it's 'the
HOLY Land!' - "No L"...

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same difference...












(The Six and Two Threes Days of Christmas): 17 Syllables)

Thursday, December 13, 2012

when 'the late' became 'the very late'...

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"Step on it!" I told
the hearse driver. So he stopped,
slid it out - and did...

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('isn't it the grave you're meant to dance on?': 17 Syllables)

Monday, December 10, 2012

talk about the R. S. not very PC. A....

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the vet's practice was
so tiny I could hardly
swing my cat in it...

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('Not For The Want Of Trying': 17 Syllables)

Saturday, December 8, 2012

opposites attract: she's easy, I'm hard...

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Becoming hard is
easy. If you find easy
women becoming...

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(17 Syllables)

Monday, December 3, 2012

Jesus saves. Me, too - religiously...

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money talks, but banks
are its spokesmen - and I'm sick
of all their statements...

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(statements of very little interest, to be honest - 0.5%, at most)












('Ever Hear A Bank Teller Joke?': 17 Syllables)