Saturday, May 31, 2014

The YYY Men...

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"Why in a stable?
Why Mary? Why all the fuss?"
(asked the 3 Why's men)

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('God Knows Y': 17 Syllables)

Friday, May 30, 2014

FGM: nothing short of barbaric...

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-------------- from 'CLITORIS' ---------------


       FEMALE GENITAL MUTILATION


-------------- to 'CLITORISN'T' --------------



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Forgive me for making light of such an obnoxious practice (I've just returned from The Gambia, so, believe me, it's something I have reason to feel pretty strongly about). Sometimes life's just too serious to take seriously...


Thursday, May 29, 2014

a (not so) fast-flowing current account?...

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cash flow woes? - just stash
your liquid assets in a
bank - a river bank...

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('Fluvial deposits': 17 Syllables)

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

as night follows gravy...

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Chelsea play West Ham
in the Cup tomorrow. What's
a non-sequitur?...

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('Someone (or something) has to follow Chelsea, right?': 17 syllables)

Sunday, May 25, 2014

would the remains be chard?...

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salad? - well, rocket
scares me - it might go off just
before I eat it...

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(17 syllables)

Saturday, May 24, 2014

flock wallpaper...

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need to count sheep to
get off to sleep? - then check out
the flock on the wall...

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(17 Syllables)